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sailortits:

hey look over there *unfollows you and runs away*

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Color my inbox

Deep Red - I’m in love with you.
Red
 - I love you.
Pink
 - I think you’re cute.
Blue
 - You’re amazing.
Rose - You’re pretty
Purple
 - You’re hot.
Plum - I would fuck you.
Violet - I would date you.
Aqua - I could stay on your blog for hours.
Lavender
 - You are my tumblr crush.
Orange - I want to get to know you.
Tangerine
 - We have a lot in common.
Amber
 - I wish you would notice me.
Cream - I don’t talk to you but I really love your blog.

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drunkpeeta:

drunkpeeta:

I’m crying so hard beacuse i went to go delete my history and

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google knows what’s up

it’s funny because i am a 16 year old girl and i was talking about deleting clubpenguin because i didnt want anyone to know i still go on and i just realized that the majority of you reblogged it for a completely different reason

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megumiovvo:

chuck-charles:

i made a makeup tutorial for all my fellow feminists out there bye

jfc

watch it

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Reblog if you’re a Ravenclaw.

allonsyforever:

Wit beyond measure is man’s greatest treasure!

Just taking attendance!

Gryffindor click here

Slytherin x

Hufflepuff x

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babyferaligator:

oomshi:

is masturbating while smoking weed called masturblazing 

no its called highjacking

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egg-rolls:

one time i got a sample from the tea store at the mall and as i walked away the guy said “tea you later” and then his coworker smacked him

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shigaretto:

i need you to fuck me as hard as i hate myself

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peaing:

this is an important reminder that ur legs are cute

even the top of ur inner thigh where there are stretch marks, where ur thighs meet. cute

also the scars that might riddle ur lil leggies. theyre cute

and the backs of ur thighs that have cellulite or freckles or tan lines, its all cute

congrats

u are in possession of a very cute pair of legs

(via hymenbook)

Message me a body part, I implore thee

Hair:What hair color looks best on you and what's your natural color?
Skin:Do you tan easily?
Eyes:What is your favorite show to watch?
Nose:What is your favorite perfume/candle fragrance?
Mouth:Do you want to kiss anyone right now?
Tongue:What was in your last meal?
Windpipe:Do you sing?
Neck:Do you wear necklaces?
Ears:How many piercings do you have (if any)?
Cheeks:Do you blush easily?
Wrists:Have you ever broken a bone?
Hands:Are you an artist/writer?
Fingers:Do you play an instrument?
Heart:Are you in love? If so, does the one you love know?
Lungs:Do you smoke cigarettes?
Chest:Are your maternal/parental instincts strong?
Stomach:Do you feel confident in your body image?
Back:Are you a virgin?
Hips:Do you like to dance?
Thighs:Has anyone ever called you fat or ugly?
Knees:Have you ever cheated on someone?
Ankles:Have you ever been arrested?
Feet:Favorite pair of shoes?

Writing a story by hand:

for-the-love-of-the-words:

Expectation:
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Reality:
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